Quote #17041
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #3297
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #494
We aim above the mark to hit the mark.
Quote #19967
Grasp the subject, the words will follow.
Quote #9718
America is a young country with an old mentality.
Quote #9003
Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...
Quote #16503
There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so...
Quote #7724
If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
Quote #17152
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #9801
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we’ll do it because it’s brilliant nonsense.