Quote #20562
Get pleasure out of life…as much as you can. Nobody every died from pleasure.
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #15660
Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he’s...
Quote #10762
Talkers are no good doers.
Quote #11781
Vicious minds abound with anger and revenge are incapable of feeling the pleasure of...
Quote #1962
I’ve always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end...
Quote #16860
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #9395
The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.
Quote #10455
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think...
Quote #14047
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...