Quote #18168
You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are...
Quote #9035
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
Quote #15892
A strange thing is memory, and hope one looks backward, and the other forward...
Quote #3027
Wooderson That’s what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older,...
Quote #1474
I always prefer to believe the best of everybody – it saves so much...
Quote #2884
It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked,...
Quote #1956
Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.
Quote #12857
They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it...
Quote #5620
You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
Quote #467
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...