Quote #9809
When the political columnists say ‘Every thinking man’ they mean themselves, and when candidates...
Quote #15525
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #15159
Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably...
Quote #1246
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
Quote #5570
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Quote #3018
No man is an Island, entire of itself every man is a piece of...
Quote #20979
Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face.
Quote #39
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor...
Quote #3225
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Quote #1457
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...