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I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
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Trent Let me tell you something Mike your money, and you know what else,...
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Our enemies come nearer the truth in the opinions they form of us than...
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Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me...
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The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
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Do not accustom yourself to use big words for little matters.
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Always begin anew with the day, just as nature does it is one of...