Quote #7145
Nothing is easier than the expenditure of public money. It doesn’t appear to belong...
Quote #10616
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
Quote #11192
Always behave like a duck – keep calm and unruffled on the surface but...
Quote #19831
It is a great thing to know our vices.
Quote #18026
The difference between our decadence and the Russians’ is that while theirs is brutal,...
Quote #17987
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #21319
The only comfort comes in thinking about how nice it was to know them,...
Quote #3558
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
Quote #13445
People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland An unhappy childhood compels...
Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.