Quote #14074
The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn’t be missed...
Quote #21263
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Quote #9974
It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am,...
Quote #12053
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
Quote #20231
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #19201
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #10774
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
Quote #11733
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #20859
Age iswisdom, if one has lived one’s life properly.
Quote #3074
I have great faith in fools — self confidence my friends call it.