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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
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If you love someone, put their name in a circle because hearts can be...
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Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
Carol Burnett

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When you have a dream you’ve got to grab it and never let go.
Joe Moore

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Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.
James Russell Lowell

Quote #4249

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But all God’s angels come to us disguised…
Moshe Dayan

Quote #20032

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If you want to make peace, you don’t talk to your friends. You talk...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

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I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The...
John Updike

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If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be...
Erma Bombeck

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
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