Quote #7959
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #12184
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #1579
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #9100
If you get up one more time than you fall you will make it...
Quote #4318
Look to be treated by others as you have treated others.
Quote #17901
We worry about what a child will be tomorrow, yet we forget that he...
Quote #2066
I can sympathise with people’s pains, but not with their pleasures. There is something...
Quote #20141
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Quote #3116
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #16652
People come to poverty in two ways accumulating debts and paying them off.