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I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
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If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be...
Quote #4171
Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Careers, like rockets, don’t always take off on schedule. The key is to keep...
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The art of living is more like that of wrestling than of dancing the...
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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
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To state the facts frankly is not to despair the future nor indict the...
Quote #11617
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...