Quote #10639
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
Quote #5078
Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
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Faithful are the wounds of a friend but the kisses of an enemy are...
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The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
Quote #4271
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #10069
Our lives improve only when we take chances – and the first and most...
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Compromise is but the sacrifice of one right or good in the hope of...
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There was never a great man who had not a great mother
Quote #21596
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.