Quote #12417
In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.
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The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel...
Quote #6842
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #10834
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #19050
Never love anything that can’t love you back.
Quote #10202
Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.
Quote #18880
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #14398
Contests allow no excuses, no more do friendships.