Quote #8693
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
Quote #21304
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
Quote #7097
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Quote #14463
If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy...
Quote #7811
The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your...
Quote #8264
Facts are stupid things.
Quote #6349
America is still the best country for the common man — white or black...
Quote #12325
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #12035
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #21589
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong...