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I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
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Allow me someday to touch you.The way that you’ve all touched me.
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The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it’s against the...
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I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
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My son is 7 years old. I am 54. It has taken me a...
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Time as he grows old teaches all things.
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Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
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Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #17131
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...