Quote #13149
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #14601
Age is no barrier. It’s a limitation you put on your mind.
Quote #14076
To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy —...
Quote #16894
Let him who desires peace prepare for war.
Quote #3192
He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail...
Quote #2178
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Quote #5079
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Quote #4004
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
Quote #13021
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #15030
Fortunate indeed, is the man who takes exactly the right measure of himself, and...