Quote #8851
I do not distinguish by the eye, but by the mind, which is the...
Quote #18359
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #13426
When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in stranger’s...
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On this subject I do not which to think, or speak, or write, with...
Quote #4986
Let me tell you I am better acquainted with you for a long absence,...
Quote #435
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Quote #9700
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it...
Quote #2974
To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.