Quote #17151
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #13378
Let’s have some new cliches.
Quote #3139
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...
Quote #5577
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in...
Quote #10426
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
Quote #11167
That’s the good part of dying when you’ve nothing to lose, you run any...
Quote #7736
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.
Quote #19974
Thought is the fountain of speech.
Quote #9373
No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove...
Quote #4976
Know then thyself, presume not God to scan,The proper study of Mankind is Man.