Quote #17924
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #21800
You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong...
Quote #18237
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #3939
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Quote #20350
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
Quote #976
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
Quote #7802
I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing...
Quote #12872
He talked with more claret than clarity.
Quote #14186
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that...