Quote #19201
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #9669
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
Quote #19706
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Quote #3917
Drive thy business or it will drive thee.
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #6532
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Quote #1067
To him who is in fear everything rustles.
Quote #21305
May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open...
Quote #15801
The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
Quote #967
I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love....