Quote #14499
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market or the precipice.
Quote #2762
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #16641
Twenty years a child twenty years running wild twenty years a mature man-and after...
Quote #13078
Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell...
Quote #2297
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get...
Quote #8917
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and...
Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #1464
Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation.
Quote #16890
In painting, as in the other arts, there’s not a single process, no matter...
Quote #5426
A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...