Quote #14453
There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...
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Jingshen is the Mandarin word for spirit and vivacity. It is an important word...
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Never mistake motion for action.
Quote #5569
If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
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When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask,...
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Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime therefore, we must be saved by...
Quote #18558
Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #19239
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #20045
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.