Quote #467
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #13382
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #3090
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...
Quote #10162
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new...
Quote #18241
Heal the past, Live the present, Dream the future.
Quote #7166
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.
Quote #1665
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence then success is sure.
Quote #5567
They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.
Quote #6344
There would be no society if living together depended upon understanding each other.