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He is a teenager, after all-a strange agent with holes in his jeans, studs...
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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I am a great believer in luck. The harder I work the more of...
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Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
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Trent I’m telling you baby, you always double down on 11.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
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Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.
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Accept good advice gracefully–as long as it doesn’t interfere with what you intended to...
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We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
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Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable.