Quote #20382
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #21476
In Mexico we have a word for sushi Bait.
Quote #11701
My mind’s sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account...
Quote #16031
How sweet the name of Jesus sounds In a believer’s ear It soothes his...
Quote #8130
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #6124
The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.
Quote #1685
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
Quote #6800
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he...
Quote #12517
You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and...
Quote #5124
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.