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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Wouldn’t it be weird if the only way people could die was that their...
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The more one works, the more willing one is to work.
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People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well,...
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Study the past if you would define the future.
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We are not the same persons this year as last nor are those we...
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I’ve made a couple of mistakes I’d like to do over.
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Technology is dominated by two types of people those who understand what they do...