Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #20431
For people to judge a man’s worth and his very manhood according to the...
Quote #808
I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to...
Quote #1609
It were not best that we should all think alike it is the difference...
Quote #20546
We did not change as we grew older we just became more clearly ourselves.
Quote #4476
Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law all the law can do is...
Quote #1592
On his deathbed Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity...
Quote #12961
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #1034
Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
Quote #1826
The gods too are fond of a joke.