Quote #17924
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #7989
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to...
Quote #10474
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #17321
The vanity of teaching doth oft tempt a man to forget that he is...
Quote #19019
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #8149
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense...
Quote #10063
Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.
Quote #21622
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Quote #11838
What I’ve learned. . . . I’ve learned that just when I get my...