Quote #6541
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment...
Quote #15218
Better late than never.
Quote #11450
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Quote #19887
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #10139
Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to,...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #7207
I have impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #18627
Better is the enemy of good.
Quote #21666
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...
Quote #2831
In the depth of my soul there is a wordless song.