Quote #13546
Exploit or get exploited.
Quote #5410
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears I come to bury Caesar, not to...
Quote #3329
You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
Quote #7838
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #14348
Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost...
Quote #367
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #20350
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
Quote #14973
We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone...
Quote #17251
There was never an angry man that thought his anger unjust.
Quote #7145
Nothing is easier than the expenditure of public money. It doesn’t appear to belong...