Quote #7080
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of...
Quote #18309
None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but...
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #13205
I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is...
Quote #6780
The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free...
Quote #14075
One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.
Quote #7481
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Quote #2883
Say not, ‘I have found the truth,’ but rather, ‘I have found a truth.’
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Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up...
Quote #21639
The past is certain, the future obscure.