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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Jewish Proverb

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With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing...
Michelangelo

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I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
Lady Duff-Gordon

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Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
The Dhammapada

Quote #12537

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Travel only with thy equals or thy betters if there are none, travel alone.
Clifton Fadiman

Quote #20185

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One’s first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.
Yogi Berra

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It’s deja vu all over again
John Ernst Steinbeck

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Lord, how the day passes It’s like a life–so quickly when we don’t watch...
Bill Vaughan

Quote #18528

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We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned...
Nancy Astor

Quote #19394

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
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