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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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Painting The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to...
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Diligence is the mother of good luck.
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The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when...
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The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
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Lord, what fools these mortals be
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Nothing is easy to the unwilling.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
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With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing...