Quote #943
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
Quote #3219
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #6199
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote #11130
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #8387
Mingle some brief folly with your wisdom.
Quote #18638
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #801
Never confuse movement with action.
Quote #16886
Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream world into reality.
Quote #20049
When asked what was the proper time for supper If you are a rich...
Quote #19771
A place for everything and everything in its place.