Quote #1936
Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone...
Quote #3578
The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.
Quote #1657
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
Quote #10858
Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #12168
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #11135
First the grub, then the morals.
Quote #18246
Love is friendship caught on fire.
Quote #169
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Quote #4204
A misery is not to be measure from the nature of the evil, but...