Quote #7146
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #20949
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
Quote #7794
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #15622
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia–to...
Quote #3526
The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will...
Quote #9594
It is good to live and learn.
Quote #8173
I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me...
Quote #18172
If you cannot lift the load off another’s back, do not walk away. Try...
Quote #2642
In health the flesh is graced, the holy enters the world.
Quote #11856
Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game...