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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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I am a strong believer in luck and I find the harder I work...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it...
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But those rare souls whose spirit gets magically into the hearts of men, leave...
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Man perfected by society is the best of all animals he is the most...
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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #11836
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #14213
We have ignored cultural literacy in thinking about education … We ignore the air...