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One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
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From this day forward, the millions of our schoolchildren will daily proclaim in every...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can...
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Misfortunes leave wounds which bleed drop by drop even in sleep thus little by...
Quote #18016
Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
Quote #20788
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #20591
The word ‘meaningful’ when used today is nearly always meaningless.
Quote #17724
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Quote #15154
The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him.