Quote #18776
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #12458
There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of...
Quote #11447
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #6496
What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
Quote #4783
What old people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can....
Quote #19624
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Quote #1607
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
Quote #6691
Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense – no one needs more of...
Quote #16191
In a few generations more, there will probably be no room at all allowed...
Quote #20433
The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...