Quote #1770
My music is best understood by children and animals.
Quote #4708
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #14313
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Quote #17611
Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love.
Quote #784
There are two kinds of stories, the ones you live and the ones you...
Quote #15823
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...
Quote #18359
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #12731
When you live on a round planet, there’s no choosing sides.
Quote #3551
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women....
Quote #641
Fame is proof that people are gullible.