Quote #12362
The first and great commandment is Don’t let them scare you.
Quote #20781
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Quote #18015
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #9663
Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
Quote #9454
They can do all because they think they can.
Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #16755
The journey is the reward.
Quote #7595
I wish our clever young poets would remember my homely definitions of prose and...
Quote #6775
When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.
Quote #15996
You don’t marry one person you marry three . the person you think they...