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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves,...
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Hate no one hate their vices, not themselves.
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With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing...
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Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines...
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The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring. And that is not happiness.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
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Remember It is 10 times harder to command the ear than to catch the...
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They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13774

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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