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Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
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Idealism is what precedes experience cynicism is what follows.
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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
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Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Quote #1569
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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Literature is a luxury fiction is a necessity.
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You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...