Quote #12653
Maybe intentions are the lies in the dark we tell ourselves when who we...
Quote #15114
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #10066
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
Quote #9736
Most people give up just when they’re about to achieve success. They quit on...
Quote #15389
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time...
Quote #5821
Personally I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #2043
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #13655
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #19201
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.