Quote #13220
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #19663
True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible.
Quote #13035
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Quote #18299
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it...
Quote #3155
The Soviet government is the most realistic regime in the world-no ideals.
Quote #15482
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #1005
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.
Quote #3552
Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going...
Quote #1474
I always prefer to believe the best of everybody – it saves so much...
Quote #4938
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg,...