Quote #10317
Remember this, very little is needed to make a happy life.
Quote #5069
I swear to the LordI still can’t seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.
Quote #16601
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced Live your life so...
Quote #21712
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #6164
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #4308
Depend not on fortune, but on conduct.
Quote #19977
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Quote #18029
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them...
Quote #20889
Until you’ve lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.
Quote #20493
Who made the world I cannot tell ‘Tis made, and here am I in...