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The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
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Failure is instructive. The person who really thinks learns quite as much from his...
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Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to...
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But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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One of the most effectual ways of pleasing and of making one’s self loved...
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The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be...
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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
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Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter...