Quote #5452
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #4194
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #3866
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do.
Quote #8809
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.
Quote #18199
A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old...
Quote #21521
You’ve been listening to the adagio from Beethoven’s 7th Symphony. I think Ludwig pretty...
Quote #12984
Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse
Quote #21208
A finished person is a boring person.
Quote #14580
What the people want is very simple. They want an America as good as...