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I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation...
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For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack...
Quote #13506
Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by...
Quote #14755
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
Quote #2599
The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible...
Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #8050
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence … too sacred to be touched....
Quote #7795
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Quote #16062
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad...
Quote #20466
It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....