Quote #7558
When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
Quote #8188
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #20571
Confusion is always the most honest response.
Quote #1190
Everything a human being wants can be divided into four components love, adventure, power...
Quote #21393
Simplicity is the peak of civilization.
Quote #12503
The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of...
Quote #21027
What is yours is mine, and all mine is yours.
Quote #2344
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #20839
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.