Quote #5076
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #5981
We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.
Quote #5677
In the fields of observation chance favors only the prepared mind.
Quote #4841
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well...
Quote #19068
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #20514
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
Quote #16773
I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
Quote #20054
When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure,...
Quote #11043
The surest way to remain poor is to be honest.
Quote #11006
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.